Thursday, April 5, 2007

Lunch

Emerson College Cafeteria

Today's Lunch:

Stale bagels with soggy butter, or stale bagels and strangely tasteless cream cheese.

Small oranges that are impossible to peel and slip easily onto floor.

Orange juice, from concentrate, that tastes like water.

Oh yeah, and plain metal tasting rice with absolutely no beans of any kind, or anything else that would reasonably accompany rice.

That will be $8.

Have a nice day.

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